Supersize my downsizing

I really like this one. A company called Trio Teknologies has laid off 30% of its headcount (I wonder if the Chief Speller got the chop?), including three Verizon Wireless channel managers, one of whom has taken the opportunity to announce the job cuts - and his own availability for work - in his very own press release. This demonstrates marketing savvy, imagination, and initiative. Good luck in the search, Bob.